A leaked 2003 internal memo from Walmart's "Customer Experience Innovation Lab" has confirmed what we've all suspected: self-checkout machines were specifically designed to make every shopper feel like they're one wrong move away from being tackled by loss prevention.
**Mario Lopez Reportedly Changing Legal Name to A.C. Slater, Declares “Mario Was the Mask, Slater Is Eternal”** Mario Lopez is reportedly done with the charade...
Roughly 375 million years ago, some smug little lobe-finned fish decided, *“Eh, water’s overrated. Let me crawl onto land and see what’s up.”*
Historic ceasefire declared as "meatbags" and "clankers" march together in opposition to Hollywood announcement
Meet ProctDoc, the robotics startup that promises to “revolutionize proctology” with precision engineering, Bluetooth connectivity, and the occasional accidental moan.
That’s right — every time you rip one in a public stall and it sounds like a trombone solo in a cave, it’s not an accident. It’s engineering.
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