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I sit next to a guy at work who farts constantly. I mean ALL. DAY. LONG. He announces them too — “bombs away,” “drop anchor,” “incoming missile.” The stench is like if Taco Bell catered a crime scene. What should I do?

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For years, audiences have marveled not only at Steve Harvey's suits, mustache, and ability to tell a Family Feud contestant "good answer!" while clearly knowing it's the dumbest thing he's ever heard, but also at the mysterious grand canyon of flesh that lives between his forehead and nose. And now, in a shocking exclusive, Steve has revealed how he keeps that crease so fresh, so clean.